gdi I really dislike my cousin.
She has the biggest issues ever, and there's like, no use in arguing with her.

Like; she believes the most stupidest shit ever. You know those fake ads where they're like 'LOL CLICK THIS AND GET A FREE IPAD' Yeah, she used to believe them until last year ಠ__ಠ She's 24, mind you.
I swear to god I still remember the fist time she clicked one she like 'lol fine them I'm gonna get a new blackberry and you aren't loool' excuse me bitch, how old are you? niqqa I was 10 and I still knew better than you

And she's like 'OMG YOU'RE GOING TO GET A TUMOR IF YOU KEEP SITTING IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER'
Nigger, where is your scientific proof? DON'T JUST ASSUME EVERYTHING THAT GETS THROWN TO YOU.

'You know Steve from blues clues? Yeah, he died. He went crazy and shot himself in the face' NO NIQQA HE DID NOT. FUCK YOU D:<

Holy fuck, you'd expect a 24 year old to not be that gullible, right? apparently not.

And like, recently my phone, is like being retarded. Because it's LG. And LG fucking sucks. Okay? And like, the battery is old, I've had it for YEARS okay? And obv, the batt isn't going to be as good as it was before. And she's all like
'did you drop it in water?'
NO I DID NOT. And then she goes and tells everyone I did >.> And now my whole family thinks I'm the most irresponsible fuck ever.

Fuck. And another thing. Fcking Lip chap, I got the wrong one, it's like medicine, and she was all like 'lol omgggg u need neww lip chappp bcuz lyke, wuts rong wit u.' everytime I saw her, and like, I see her hella often.

So I got a new one, and she's like 'OMG WHUTS RONG WIT U Y DID U GET A NEW WON LYKE, OMGGG WUTS RONG WIT UUU UR SUPPOZE 2 FINISH UZING DA OTHER WUN FIRST'. Niqqa say what.
WELL OBVIOUSLY I WOULD GET NEW LIP CHAP IF I FINISHED THAT ONE. ISN'T THAT FUCKING COMMON SENSE, BITCH? SO I DON'T SEE WHY YOU HAD TO FCKING REMIND ME EVERY 10 SECONDS.

And she fcking criticizes me for everything I do. Like, seriously I think she honestly has no friends, and she needs to stop dragging me around. She's like, always fucking pmsing around me. I honestly want to punch her in the face.

For example; I took the bus with my friend and we got off at a train stop and my cousin was like
'OMG WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU. YOU COULD'VE LIKE, YOU KNOW KEPT TAKING THAT BUS AND IT WOULD TAKE YOU TO -insert brother's name-'S SCHOOL AND YOU COULD'VE JUST TOOKEN THE 23 BACK'
First of all, I don't give a fuck. Second of all, Why does this even concern you?
She constantly brings up the past, and I don't know what the fuck is up with her. She's like having family problems, and she should go see a fucking therapist or something, because fucking seriously. She makes the biggest deal out of the smallest things.

No bitch, I don't like eggs. I wouldn't have finished that either, so I don't see your fucking point... no this doesn't really go into the rant, but if you want to know, we went to go eat breakfast like, yesterday and I couldn't finish what I ordered because it was disgusting and she was like 'lol you should've ordered an omlette.

In her eyes, I have so much fucking issues
In my eyes, she's beyond repairing. She's fucked up fo lyfe yo. I can't wait until I lose contact with her. I seriously hope I do >.> Before I'm 20 too.

She sounds freaking awful. 24? Are you sure she's 24? Why does she even hang out with you then? Doesn't she have friends of her own?

Oh and you just reminded me that I have chapstick. I haven't used it for months. -doesn't need to- I only got it for my trip to New Zealand (it was mid-winter) last July.

GOOD THING THE EXPIRY DATE IS 2013 WHICH PROVES THAT THE WORLD WILL NOT END

LOLOLOL.
I hate my cousins too... well all the family members on my dad's side.

But dude, I hate people like that.
I hate stupid gullible people and I also hate people who complain and tell you what to do.

It's your life, why are they trying to take control?
God I hate people like that.

I feel your pain Janjan. I really do.

I want to lose contact with all the relatives on my dad's side like right now.
We're in the same boat.

Highfive!

BITCH. I felt the need to put a cussword in to make me feel cool and accepted

@Nat;
yuh ikr. Yeah she's 24 last time I checked ಠ__ಠ. idk but she has issues and I really want to punch her in the face.
LOOOL NO NAT D: Lyfe dun wok lyke dat. It just means it expires in 2013, not that the world isn't going to end. LOL but it wasn't going to end anyways

@Sabby
LOOOL SHE'S ON MY DAD'S SIDE TOO!
I hate all my family. With the exception of my parents. Hell, even my brother.
ikr. I don't even see why she wants to take control of my life. She's not my mom D:<

I want to lose contact with all my relatives to. I hate them all. ./le highfives

I hate all my relatives, except this one cousin. she's the only cool one /she's 27 i think.

All my relatives on my moms side (other than her^) = all of them are around 2x yrs old; they're arrogant, think they know everything and always boss me around...

My dads side isn't that bad, only five cousins. Hate three. but i realyyy don't like my aunts n uncles.